Thanks Yall!!!

Fortuneately I know that you know a bit of French, so bone up on it Mr.! You know those snakes can fetch, sit, beg, and do all sorts of things if you can command them en Francais.
Ah, Tres Bien!! Je voudrais que mes serpents ŕ l'écoute de moi si ils ont pu.

I said hola to the het pied when I got him out of the bag and he took a swing at me. I guess they don't prefer spanish.