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Re: One fat turd
Funny poop story- a couple of weeks ago our BP was crawling around on the sofa. He kept on trying to escape down between the cushions, so we would pull him out and all was well.
About half an hour later our daughter (4) was on the sofa, and stuck her hand in between the cushions, and started screaming "THERE'S SOMETHING ASGUSTING IN THERE!!!!!" Turns out Baldy (the BP) had taken a big, slimy dump in there, and she stuck her hand in it. Charming trick, Baldy.
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Re: One fat turd
 Originally Posted by Mike Cavanaugh
This one is pretty hard to beat... she didn't poop for about 3 months... but ate every week. Notice the quater for size reference.
LOL! You can see she is a little embarised with it all....
OMG LOL!!!! I bet you had a GREAT time cleaning that up LAWL
Originally Posted by mcd
Funny poop story- a couple of weeks ago our BP was crawling around on the sofa. He kept on trying to escape down between the cushions, so we would pull him out and all was well.
About half an hour later our daughter (4) was on the sofa, and stuck her hand in between the cushions, and started screaming "THERE'S SOMETHING ASGUSTING IN THERE!!!!!" Turns out Baldy (the BP) had taken a big, slimy dump in there, and she stuck her hand in it. Charming trick, Baldy.
That's wickedly gross lol! A friend of mine's mom was eating popcorn once on the couch, and she looked down and saw (what she thought was) a piece of popcorn, so she popped it in her mouth and about a second later she had this WTF look on her face. She apparently ate a urate HAH 
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Re: One fat turd
I am in tears right now from laughing so hard. I have never seen either of my babies drop a deuce like that and if they do I can only imagine the clean up job. I know our savy dropped a deuce in his temp cage and I about threw up from the smell.
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Re: One fat turd
Originally Posted by Lateralus_Love
OMG LOL!!!! I bet you had a GREAT time cleaning that up LAWL
That's wickedly gross lol! A friend of mine's mom was eating popcorn once on the couch, and she looked down and saw (what she thought was) a piece of popcorn, so she popped it in her mouth and about a second later she had this WTF look on her face. She apparently ate a urate HAH
EWWWWWWW!! I bet she probaly will remember that every time she eats popcorn from now on.
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Re: One fat turd
Originally Posted by Mike Cavanaugh
This one is pretty hard to beat... she didn't poop for about 3 months... but ate every week. Notice the quater for size reference.
LOL! You can see she is a little embarised with it all....
 That's bigger than my corgi's feces!
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Re: One fat turd
Originally Posted by Mike Cavanaugh
This one is pretty hard to beat... she didn't poop for about 3 months... but ate every week. Notice the quater for size reference.
LOL! You can see she is a little embarised with it all....
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Re: One fat turd
Cool sheeding and pooping in one session... But be careful this ball seems to be a tagger, keeping pens in his tub... 
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Re: One fat turd
What have i walked into.... i thought i was going to come in here and there was going to be ONE picture of a tured 3 inches max. Little did i know, i was walking into people taking pictures of these monsterists, dinosaur like pieces of poop ...Now this is my kinda thread!
Last edited by dr del; 01-31-2009 at 08:26 PM.
Reason: replacing censored words with italicised alternatives
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Re: One fat turd
I've had shed + poop sessions. Also my snakes tend to poop and then go crawling around in it ~_~ it's always such a great cleanup.
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