Quote Originally Posted by jglass38 View Post
Girl diet!? Hahah..So hurtful my friend! Glad I got the 1/2 back though. Enjoy your bacon wrapped lamb. Got a defibrillator nearby?
I could rig something up if I had to, but the whiskey thins my blood to keep that delicious saturated fat and cholesterol moving right along. That's the secret to good health; slick, greasy artery walls and constant whiskey. Without those two things you're stuck eating vegetables.