You have a whole room dedicated to reptiles.

People complain about a mouse and or rat problem... then again, so do you... why are they not breeding!

You ever explained genetics to some one and they looked at you with a look as a blank sheet of photo copy paper

You hit up breeders birthing records and available page on your cell phone on the clock at work! (I do this)

You get tagged and the first thing you do is grab a camera

A "closet case" to you, simply means you keep snakes in a closet

You have been called "crazy" and often hear, "you keep what!?"