when your family members dont even ask anymore how many snakes you have.. they just roll their eyes

When a "nice rack" no longer has to do with cleavage

When you finally after all these years out of school figure out how genetics really work

When you find out your child has a genetic disease you ask the dr if your other child is "het for" the disease HAHAHAHAHA (its totally happened!)

when you refuse to keep your snakes/racks/exc in any other room besides your bedroom in fear someone will want to steal your private collection, the tvs, computers, exc however go without notice... who cares if they get stolen!

when 95% of your family and friends dont even know you have snakes because you dont want them to know a: your investment b:youve gone totally crazy or c: where all your money has really gone

when the guy at the post office refers to you as the "snake girl"

when your breeder/supplier is your best friend.. you smile when you see their phone number show up on caller id

when you refer to your supplier as such and people give you the weirdest look ever and you just smile knowing hes the good guy

when your husband asks you what you want for your birthday and you reply "a temp gun!"

when you have already spent your entire 09' tax return on MORE SNAKES!!

when you run home and the first thing you do is check on your reptiles

totally us, in every instance