LOOK A SNAKE OUT THERE IN THE ROAD!!!

Maybe I should call a snake handler? No wait a second, hold on, I've heard about this before. Something about the Florida Everglades, Burmese Pythons, and the impending destruction of all mankind.

IT MUST BE A BURMESE PYTHON!! I better start running it over with my truck before it kills my family!!!

Ok, ran over it a few times. HOLY CRAP IT'S LUNGING AT MY TRUCK NOW!!! What a ruthless people killing snake this is! I better call the AUTHORITIES!!

Hi Sir, I'm an office of the law. It is my duty to serve and protect. Also, to kill reptiles. I have just unloaded 45 rounds into the snake's skull and then set the corpse aflame, chanting ancient voodoo rituals in the process. Also, I found a bag of pot on the ride of road. We're assuming it belonged to the snake.

All I can say is.. THANK YOU OFFICER FOR SAVING THE WORLD!

I'll sure sleep better tonight.