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Re: Out of the mouths of babes....
 Originally Posted by panthercz
It's like the old joke: "What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids won't eat broccoli."
You just need to roll the broccoli in boogers... see, always thinking here.
Bruce
Praying for Stinger Bees 
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Re: Out of the mouths of babes....
School starts for my female offspring next week. Clothes shopping is necessary.
However, being a teen there are other things that are also necessary.
Industrial piercing being one of the necessary things.
On the way home from being pierced, out of the blue, she says, "this is so much better than clothes, it's so cute. I love it, I'm so happy."
Boogerminers grow up way too fast.
I may not be very smart, but what if I am?
Stinky says, "Women should be obscene but not heard." Stinky is one smart man.
www.humanewatch.org
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Re: Out of the mouths of babes....
Well having you as a mom, I can perfectly understand your son's strange behavior 
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Re: Out of the mouths of babes....
Originally Posted by wilomn
School starts for my female offspring next week. Clothes shopping is necessary.
However, being a teen there are other things that are also necessary.
Industrial piercing being one of the necessary things.
On the way home from being pierced, out of the blue, she says, "this is so much better than clothes, it's so cute. I love it, I'm so happy."
Boogerminers grow up way too fast.
How Old Wes......i think you said 15 or 16 if i remember correctly
Well since you said teenager ..... i'll say Bless you Sir.....Bless You!
"Why do you need so many snakes?"
"Why do you need so many shoes?"
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Re: Out of the mouths of babes....
Almost 16.
Pardon me, I have to go shudder for a while now.
I may not be very smart, but what if I am?
Stinky says, "Women should be obscene but not heard." Stinky is one smart man.
www.humanewatch.org
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Re: Out of the mouths of babes....
Originally Posted by wilomn
Almost 16.
Pardon me, I have to go shudder for a while now.
How's handling the boyfriends? if you have any guns, do you clean them openly on your porch as he arrives?  
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Re: Out of the mouths of babes....
Originally Posted by Deborah
Well having you as a mom, I can perfectly understand your son's strange behavior
Yup, genetically he is at a big disadvantage. You still haven't met my husband and he's WAY worse than I am. 
Christie 
Reptile Geek
Cause when push comes to shove you taste what you're made of
You might bend, till you break cause its all you can take
On your knees you look up decide you've had enough
You get mad you get strong wipe your hands shake it off
Then you Stand
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Re: Out of the mouths of babes....
Originally Posted by wilomn
School starts for my female offspring next week. Clothes shopping is necessary.
However, being a teen there are other things that are also necessary.
Industrial piercing being one of the necessary things.
On the way home from being pierced, out of the blue, she says, "this is so much better than clothes, it's so cute. I love it, I'm so happy."
Boogerminers grow up way too fast.
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Stop... no more.... not listening. 
My son asked me, on the way home school during his first week of kindergarden, and asked me when he could drive. Already he's in the third grade, and growing so much it scares me. I don't EVEN want to imagine what the future will hold. 
Christie
Reptile Geek
Cause when push comes to shove you taste what you're made of
You might bend, till you break cause its all you can take
On your knees you look up decide you've had enough
You get mad you get strong wipe your hands shake it off
Then you Stand
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Re: Out of the mouths of babes....
Originally Posted by mooingtricycle
How's handling the boyfriends? if you have any guns, do you clean them openly on your porch as he arrives?
She is ...... able to see people well. And being my daughter, she's seen me being me my whole life and she does a fair imitation.
So far no open gun cleaning, just making aware that they would welcome so quick an end should things go awry with my little flower.
I may not be very smart, but what if I am?
Stinky says, "Women should be obscene but not heard." Stinky is one smart man.
www.humanewatch.org
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Re: Out of the mouths of babes....
Originally Posted by wilomn
So far no open gun cleaning
I have heard that Jo suggests large snake handling when suitors come around, with emphasis on the capacity of the snake to eat/kill said suitor...
Bruce
Praying for Stinger Bees
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