Haha! I know. Sorry, I can get carried away because I actually really enjoy genetics.
But also, I've found that when people try to understand genetics on a layman's level, they end up not truly understanding and then they will end up being disappointed when they don't get the results they expected from their breeding. Or worse, they'll be like the person who was selling a "het pastel" at a show I was at a few weeks ago, who apparently honestly believed that was an accurate way to label the snake since its father was a pastel.