Any squeamish sexers?

[cassandra]

Projectile fluids happen to me often.

Wipe away and continue, wash when you are done.

I guess I just don't mind...

Sounds like me and rat cleaning; no matter how hard you try to stay clean, you are just gonna get rat turds (fresh, warm and squishy) under your fingernails.

That's why there's soap and hot water!