Wow...

[MeMe]

Hey does anyone know where I can get an 8 foot ball python? That sounds badass..

I have one...I keep it in a 150 glass aquarium with a screen lid.

the best line evras is.

that makes me smile.

[Mike Schultz]

Listen up guys, she's an expert.

[xdeus]

In this free how-to video series, learn how to care for pet Pythons from expert Nicole Bragg.

I guess it's true what they say... you get what you pay for.

[whitewolf]

My Veterinarian must have gone to the same school about snakes, cause I brought one of my ball pythons in for a check up. I told him it was a female ball python, and he said that I was wrong because the spurrs were too big to be a female. And I said thats funny, cause she just dropped eggs about 4 weeks ago. He said "Oh"

LOL.

haha I could just picture the vet's face. That made me giggle. Thanks for sharing

I only watch those expert villiage videos because they are amusing to watch. They make such fools of themselves. I'm not sure which was the biggest red flag, the obvious pet store backdrop, or the "Holiday Values" sign right next to her. Go holiday impulse buys!

[darkangel]

that makes me smile.

Memes you honestly have no idea what you've created. The other day I sent Jamies a shopping list that said:

Crrts
Fruit Leathras
Shrimp Dinras
Yogrits (he says I should say yogras but what does he know)

We're like children.

[sg1trogdor]

WHat the hell does she keep looking at? Index cards? Ahh I got it teleprompter.

[monk90222]

Wow, according to this,my husbandry is all wrong.
I'm switching to tanks, because if the BP's are from the rainforest like she said they should have a semi aquatic set up....

[NextWorldExotics]

I just called the store after watching the "how to sex a snake video" The last thing i want to see is someone shove the probes in the body. I talked to an employee and he said that lady was let go and she was basically a moron (as we all know) he is going to have the owner call me back...

[starmom]

That's awesome Jon- thank you for being proactive after viewing those video 'lessons'. I must admit, I could not make it all the way through any of them-- she's a moron and I just could not stomach her

[frankykeno]

I wasn't posed ta candle them eggs wiff a real candle????....well dang it....KIDS YOU CAN HAVE YER BIRFDAY CANDLES BACK NOW, MAMMA DON'T NEED EM NO MORE!

After reading all your comments I think I will retain the 10 minutes of my life and just not bother to watch the twit and her "expert" advice. I mean it takes me at least 10 minutes to drag out those 8 foot damn ball pythons I own!