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    Re: If Chuck Norris was a Ball Python breeder...

    Quote Originally Posted by stangs13 View Post
    Snakes only go blue so they can't see chuck norris.
    Omg that one is the BEST ever!
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    Re: If Chuck Norris was a Ball Python breeder...

    Chuck Norris was the original constrictor, pythons got the idea from him.
    Fear factor tried to get chuck norris as a contestant, but when they realized nobody else could ever win if that happened they decided to let him be one of the events.

    if you google "failboat" images you can see some of the places chuck norris has been to.

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    Re: If Chuck Norris was a Ball Python breeder...

    Children's humor is always a little off. A couple years ago we were cleaning tubs and telling Chuck Norris Jokes when my 5 year old (at the time) daughter pipes up with this one.

    "Chuck Norris lost his cow" and laughed until she cried. To this day this is THE Chuck Norris joke in our house.

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    Re: If Chuck Norris was a Ball Python breeder...

    Quote Originally Posted by kellysballs View Post
    Children's humor is always a little off. A couple years ago we were cleaning tubs and telling Chuck Norris Jokes when my 5 year old (at the time) daughter pipes up with this one.

    "Chuck Norris lost his cow" and laughed until she cried. To this day this is THE Chuck Norris joke in our house.
    LOL, that made me snarf!

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