Originally Posted by Swingline0.0.1
Waltah,
He's awesome! In honor of Chuck, some friends at work and I pitched in to make a couple of Chuck Norris (the snake) list items...
1. Chuck Norris (the snake) doesn't constrict his prey- the air flees its lungs on its own... out of fear.
2. Chuck Norris (the snake) doesn't slither- he sits in one spot and the earth rotates under HIM.
3. Chuck Norris (the snake) doesn't hide in his plastic bowl- he waits.
That's GOLD!!!
Congrats on that pretty baby! Hopefully he won't be stunted like his mom!
^ Joke!
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