Waltah,

He's awesome! In honor of Chuck, some friends at work and I pitched in to make a couple of Chuck Norris (the snake) list items...

1. Chuck Norris (the snake) doesn't constrict his prey- the air flees its lungs on its own... out of fear.

2. Chuck Norris (the snake) doesn't slither- he sits in one spot and the earth rotates under HIM.

3. Chuck Norris (the snake) doesn't hide in his plastic bowl- he waits.