Thought I was Going to DIE.....

[blackcrystal22]

I don't think this is true. So far as I know there are no internal organs that have nerve endings capable of transmitting pain.

Any doctor types care to clear that up? Thanks.

And Pattimus, if it hurts that much, you're doing it wrong.

Seriously.

Sorry I worded it kinda funny.
Not that the nerves are different, but the pain is.
Theoretically if you were punched in the stomach and you hit an important organ, it'll hurt differently (internal pain) than getting kicked in the shin or something.
Testicles are internal organs, they just have to be external in order for the sperm cells to survive. :] Thus making the pain more intense and similar to internal damage pain whereas it effects more than just the actual point of originating pain.. :]

This is just what we were taught in health, I would assume that my teacher was right, but there could be another contributing factor or she just could have been wrong. Makes sense to me though.

Transmitting pain? I don't comply. I do know that one thing can affect another though, how I couldn't explain.
That's how it's been described to me, when a man gets kicked 'there' it feels as if his entire side (depending on which one) aches and almost is paralyzed, sending them to their knees most of the time.

[KeithTN]

I'm an old kidney stone pro, only 30 + stones. The largest I've passed unassisted is 4mm x 7mm. Let's just say it kinda hurt. I've had pains that range from hot spike going down my mid to lower back to some that feels someone is pulling on a testicle. The best thing is to get to a Dr. and get checked out. They will probably do a CAT scan to get a good image of what's going on.

One of the best treatments for getting large kidney taken care of is lipsitripsy (sp). They bomb the stone with concentrated ultrasonic waves that shatter the stones into passable pieces.

[Patrick Long]

Well everyone, thanx for all the concerns and tips.

Went back to the ER today. And its Kidney stones! 3mm stone to be exact.

Gave me some Vics sent me on my mary way!!!!

Told me to just pee em out!

[wilomn]

Hmmmmm. I'm wondering now.

We all know of Pattimus's invisible girlfriend.

I wonder if he has invisible testicles as well.

It would make absolute sense.

I mean if one is made up, as the never seen female friend must surely be, then is it so be a logical leap to the conclusion that the existence of the other is also a farce?

It would explain so much. And it begs so many questions.

Oh well, just wondering......

[DSGB]

Well everyone, thanx for all the concerns and tips.

Went back to the ER today. And its Kidney stones! 3mm stone to be exact.

Gave me some Vics sent me on my mary way!!!!

Told me to just pee em out!

Oh man, that sucks bro. I have never heard one good thing about kidney stones. Everyone i know who has had em says it feels like razor blades coming out. good luck bra.

[Patrick Long]

Hmmmmm. I'm wondering now.

We all know of Pattimus's invisible girlfriend.

I wonder if he has invisible testicles as well.

It would make absolute sense.

I mean if one is made up, as the never seen female friend must surely be, then is it so be a logical leap to the conclusion that the existence of the other is also a farce?

It would explain so much. And it begs so many questions.

Oh well, just wondering......

Oh Wessimus, Wessimus, how you will be awwed at the beauty of my girlfriend on Sunday.........four days my friend...four days!

Oh man, that sucks bro. I have never heard one good thing about kidney stones. Everyone i know who has had em says it feels like razor blades coming out. good luck bra.

Yeah I must say I am looking forward to it quite a bit. Im actually hoping it happens in the middle of the show this weekend so I can scream and yell legitimately

[NightLad]

Phew! Glad to hear it wasn't a torshion! At least you know for sure now, and you won't have to worry about that. Happy peeing!

[starmom]

Well everyone, thanx for all the concerns and tips.

Went back to the ER today. And its Kidney stones! 3mm stone to be exact.

Gave me some Vics sent me on my mary way!!!!

Told me to just pee em out!

Oh gods Pat- you're going to give birth through your urethra. Really. Take care of yourself. My sister says it is worse than child birth- and she has birthed 5 children.....

[wilomn]

Oh Wessimus, Wessimus, how you will be awwed at the beauty of my girlfriend on Sunday.........four days my friend...four days!

Is this going to be like that movie that was out last year, the one where the guy gets a blowup doll and gives it a personality and takes it with him everywhere introducing "her" to his friends and family as his "girlfriend"?

Or are you going to Rent-a-Wench for a weekend special?

[Patrick Long]

Or are you going to Rent-a-Wench for a weekend special?

YOU CAN DO THAT?!?!?!?!?!

....now im gonna bring two!!!