It's will power I tell you!! The devil is tempting you and only the infinite wisdom and guidance of the GFSM can save you. I'd like to say a few words for your unhealthy souls........
OHHHH Great Flying Spaghetti Monster!!! Help these poor lost souls so that they to may see the power of taking 4th and 5th jobs and maxing out credit cards. Teach them the wisdom of disciplining thyself to live solely on those little packets of hot sauce from taco bell so that they too, can reap the benefits of additional cash in hand!! Do not abandon them when they start to imagine life with furniture not acquired from a roadside ditch, or the false comforts of cable television (if you turned off cable today, how much cash would you save this year alone?).
OHHH fellow Pastafarians, I beseech you......... Turn away from the naysayers who want you to believe that you need 'a life' as if worshiping a higher class of beings were not enough. REACH OUT!! and be touched by his noodley appendage!!
Ramen.
*say, are those cookies FREE???
*Stuffs pockets and runs away.................
Cheers,
kat
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