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Re: I Have Herp Envy
 Originally Posted by cassandra
Solution: be married to someone who'd kill you if you brought home another snake.
No that doesn't work either it just makes you built a dedicated heated/cooled escape proof room to keep them in
When you've got 10,000 people trying to do the same thing, why would you want to be number 10,001? ~ Mark Cuban "for the discerning collector"
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When you've got 10,000 people trying to do the same thing, why would you want to be number 10,001? ~ Mark Cuban "for the discerning collector"
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Re: I Have Herp Envy
 Originally Posted by cassandra
Solution: be married to someone who'd kill you if you brought home another snake.
I have that solution already. Doesn't stop the envy or desire, tho.
**Adriana - White 'N Nerdy!**
1.0 BP 'SunSpot', 0.1 Corn 'Freya', 1.0 IJ BTS 'Topaz', 1.0 ND bunny 'Licorice'

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Re: I Have Herp Envy
 Originally Posted by frankykeno
Please don't even mention Empty Tub Syndrome! *shudders* I counted last night and we have....*gasp*....8 tubs....just sitting there, all toasty warm in the racks....empty....8 OF THEM! *starts to shake*
Quick someone hand me a coffee and stuff a cookie in my mouth!!!! 
Ahhh c'mon Joanna! Suuuuuuure you do.....Aren't your new babies in the rack? Or are the 8 empties even WITH your new babies....
Becuuuuuuuuuuuz, if you STILL have eight tubs...maybe you can grant my wish for my birthday....... Hmmmmmmmmm
hee hee hee
Sweety314
Fantabulous Daughter, Robin 21 Snakes & counting...Rosie, LTR, corns, Kenyan SB, RTBs, balls of var. morphs/norms; purple albino retic 2 horses, 4 cats, rat mommies, rat daddies and rat babies (mmmm, food!), In Loving Memory: Peekaboo, Goober, Scabbers, Happy (thx 4 35 years), Stripe, Baby, Snoopy, Smudge, Stewie-- You will be missed! Steve Irwin 2/2/62 to 9/4/06
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Re: I Have Herp Envy
I most definetly have herp envy. Only having my one normal and wanting all of these cool morphs i see all of you people post. I have a problem. I try not to look but i just cant help it!!!
Lewie
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5.13 Ball Pythons
1.0 Kenyan Sand Boas
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Re: I Have Herp Envy
 Originally Posted by Freakie_frog
Addiction..*fidgets*
I got no addiction I can quit when I want to see *click off bp.net*
See I could I just don't think I have a problem..
You only click off BPNet so you can go sneek off and cruise breeder sites, Ed! Fess up now. 
 Originally Posted by Freakie_frog
You most certainly may. 
 Originally Posted by sweety314
Ahhh c'mon Joanna! Suuuuuuure you do.....Aren't your new babies in the rack? Or are the 8 empties even WITH your new babies....
Becuuuuuuuuuuuz, if you STILL have eight tubs...maybe you can grant my wish for my birthday....... Hmmmmmmmmm
hee hee hee 
I hate to tell you hon but that's 8 tubs empty PLUS a hatchling rack that holds 32 tubs but only has 11 current resident hatchlings. Those empty tubs....they are....calling me...must...resist.....
What's your birthday wish?
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Re: I Have Herp Envy
It's will power I tell you!! The devil is tempting you and only the infinite wisdom and guidance of the GFSM can save you. I'd like to say a few words for your unhealthy souls........
OHHHH Great Flying Spaghetti Monster!!! Help these poor lost souls so that they to may see the power of taking 4th and 5th jobs and maxing out credit cards. Teach them the wisdom of disciplining thyself to live solely on those little packets of hot sauce from taco bell so that they too, can reap the benefits of additional cash in hand!! Do not abandon them when they start to imagine life with furniture not acquired from a roadside ditch, or the false comforts of cable television (if you turned off cable today, how much cash would you save this year alone?).
OHHH fellow Pastafarians, I beseech you......... Turn away from the naysayers who want you to believe that you need 'a life' as if worshiping a higher class of beings were not enough. REACH OUT!! and be touched by his noodley appendage!!
Ramen.
*say, are those cookies FREE???
*Stuffs pockets and runs away.................
Cheers,
kat
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Re: I Have Herp Envy
 Originally Posted by janeothejungle
It's will power I tell you!! The devil is tempting you and only the infinite wisdom and guidance of the GFSM can save you. I'd like to say a few words for your unhealthy souls........
OHHHH Great Flying Spaghetti Monster!!! Help these poor lost souls so that they to may see the power of taking 4th and 5th jobs and maxing out credit cards. Teach them the wisdom of disciplining thyself to live solely on those little packets of hot sauce from taco bell so that they too, can reap the benefits of additional cash in hand!! Do not abandon them when they start to imagine life with furniture not acquired from a roadside ditch, or the false comforts of cable television (if you turned off cable today, how much cash would you save this year alone?).
OHHH fellow Pastafarians, I beseech you......... Turn away from the naysayers who want you to believe that you need 'a life' as if worshiping a higher class of beings were not enough. REACH OUT!! and be touched by his noodley appendage!!
Ramen.
*say, are those cookies FREE???
*Stuffs pockets and runs away.................
Cheers,
kat
Omg Kat....where'd you get THAT stuff!??? It's hilarious!
I haven't had cable for four years *sniff* and with the company pay cuts and soon-to-be layoffs, still don't have the money to satisfy my ETS and herp envy. 
hate to tell you hon but that's 8 tubs empty PLUS a hatchling rack that holds 32 tubs but only has 11 current resident hatchlings. Those empty tubs....they are....calling me...must...resist.....
What's your birthday wish?
Well Joanna, I'd reaaaaally like a hi-white spider girl next, and then an albino boa (or 100% het) GF for Petey, and a sunglow or moonglow, and then a 1.1 lesser (so I can make BELs ) and then ummmmmmm........ *prioritizing the Wish List*
Sweety314
Fantabulous Daughter, Robin 21 Snakes & counting...Rosie, LTR, corns, Kenyan SB, RTBs, balls of var. morphs/norms; purple albino retic 2 horses, 4 cats, rat mommies, rat daddies and rat babies (mmmm, food!), In Loving Memory: Peekaboo, Goober, Scabbers, Happy (thx 4 35 years), Stripe, Baby, Snoopy, Smudge, Stewie-- You will be missed! Steve Irwin 2/2/62 to 9/4/06
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