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Re: Typical bloody woman
Oh btw Fergie, just a word of warning. When she's a teenage girl and you give her some money to run down to the shop and get something, don't ever expect your change back. If you dare to even enquire about that (silly silly man) you'll will get the "look" and an eye rolling behaviour that makes one wonder if it's time to call a neurologist.
Just thought I'd warn you about what to expect in your future as the parent of a teenage daughter. There's a lot more but I figure why cause you to have heart failure on a such a lovely weekend.
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Re: Typical bloody woman
 Originally Posted by starmom
What a beautiful little girl!! And so smart.... shoe shopping already! You and your wife have raised her correctly- doing a wonderful job!!
You go Mary-Kate!!
Thanks Starmom. Her mother's awfully proud that her mini me is developing the weird woman shoe fetish at such an early age. I, on the other hand look upon this behaviour with great cynicism and a deep frown. Not amused, good job there's plenty of overtime going
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Re: Typical bloody woman
 Originally Posted by frankykeno
Oh btw Fergie, just a word of warning. When she's a teenage girl and you give her some money to run down to the shop and get something, don't ever expect your change back. If you dare to even enquire about that (silly silly man) you'll will get the "look" and an eye rolling behaviour that makes one wonder if it's time to call a neurologist.
Just thought I'd warn you about what to expect in your future as the parent of a teenage daughter. There's a lot more but I figure why cause you to have heart failure on a such a lovely weekend. 
Aye Franky, i have half an idea what to expect. We have a fifteen year old niece who is slowly but surely driving her mother round the bend. The only time she smiles is when she is either being given something, ie. money or clothes, or whenever she is looking for something. Not that she's intolerable or anything. She can't help it, she is turning into a woman and if she is anything like her Ma or aunt, we're doomed.
0.1 Albino Cali King, Gertrude
0.1 Mexican Black King, Gladys
0.0.1 Bairds Rat Snake
1.1 Lavender corns
1.0 Huachuca Mountain King (L.p. Woodini)
The wee man, Oscar, Border Collie
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Re: Typical bloody woman
Hey, I beg to stick up for female-kind! Help me to rein-in my husband. He wants to spend massive amounts of money on MY vehicle! I however am content to buy used shirts on ebay.. I think that this is role reversal.
-Jen. Back in the hobby after a hiatus!
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Re: Typical bloody woman
 Originally Posted by fergie
Indeed we may but i say it's time us men stood up and let these women know that they have got away with it for far too long  All this freedom to do whatever they want, allowed to vote, allowed to cheek back to their husbands. Spend, spend, spend, gossip, gossip, gossip, spend, spend, spend is what their day seems to consist of. There's a dinner to be made and a kitchen to be tidied, woman know your place!
If my wife was to read this she would have a fit of laughter and then slap me and tell me to stop being ridiculous. I tried to be a chauvinistic pig once but i got laughed at. Dam these strong willed women,. What happened to the shy, retiring ones? Maybe they came out of retirement 
Stand up for yourself and show her who the BOSS is 
 Originally Posted by frankykeno
I darned near choked laughing so hard while sipping my tea!
Don't you know we are never really "shy" or "retiring". That's just baiting the hook.....silly silly wee man.
Your daughter is so lovely. May her first sentence be "Daddy, hand me your MasterCard!". 
Now we know your secrets 
 Originally Posted by Ginevive
Hey, I beg to stick up for female-kind! Help me to rein-in my husband. He wants to spend massive amounts of money on MY vehicle! I however am content to buy used shirts on ebay.. I think that this is role reversal.
Jen you are the exception to the rule 
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