Now see, if it had been me unearthing a bag of dead rats in some guy's freezer, (and I weren't into snakes so I didn't know why they were there) I probably would have made a joke out of it to help with the awkwardness of it all. 'Prolly would have said something like, "Oh, (insert name here) how did you know rats were my favorite food?! You shouldn't have."

...But then again, I guess saying stuff like that is why most guys run from *me*.