Pattimus, I'm almost afraid to meet you now.
While clowns hold no particular fear for me personally, I know enough people who are afraid of them that, well, you may have to be removed. Eradicated. Put out of your misery, as it were.
A damn shame seeing as how you've come so far so fast.
Ahhhhh, the youth of today, a damn shame.
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