Worst blind date you ever had

[joepythons]

I had a double blind date, he was short, shoulders like a line backer, looked like a short bear. And wanted to wear matching wedding gowns...
nuff said

Whoa

[joepythons]

I'd say she deserves a lot more than that, and can't believe he saw her again. I have a one murder attempt, you're out rule.

You are to trusting .

[joepythons]

Never been on a blind date... In fact.... I can't really remember any dates LOL.

They say the memory is first to go when your old

[chimpkin]

I can't beat these but I do have a funny one. When I was in High School I went on a date with a girl and she insisted on seeing the movie "The Muppets Treasure Island" which was two hours of sheer pain and suffering. Then after the movie she convinced me to buy her an Enigma cd.

Dang, those were the days!

At least I can't say that i've been poisoned by a date!! LOL!

[cassandra]

Yeah the poisoning and then subsequent car wreckage is pretty near impossible to top...

My worst date that I can think of was during college. I had a class with this one guy whom I liked, so I asked him out. I had tickets to see Jay Leno who was appearing at the University. I was hoping that the guy would offer to get a cup of coffee or something beforehand, but he didn't. Instead, we hung out at his apartment while he played video games with his friends, him bragging that *he* was going to Jay Leno and that he was going to heckle him.

After the show, we went back to his apartment and he played video games again, completely ignoring me. I mean, if he didn't like me, he should turned down the date, but I guess he selfishly just wanted to go to the show. What a putz.

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See? Doesn't top near death by lobster...ah well. =)

[Nate]

worst blind date I ever had was when I was introduced to this super hot chick that was pretty much a super model.

We hit it off pretty well, and when things began escalating and started to get a little exciting, my alarm clock went off

[tigerlily]

That's funny stuff Nate.

The worst blind date I ever went on, wasn't technically mine. I was more of a chaperone, but being the nice person I am I let myself be talked into going. (if I didn't go, then then could she) He picked us up in his VW bug, and we went to a deli to listen to his band. They SUCKED! Then on the way home his car stalls about a mile from home. He talks the two girls into pushing his car to see if we can pop the clutch... unsuccessfully. I had asthma issues at the time, and after feeling an attack coming on I said enough. He STILL didn't want to leave his car, but I'd had enough so we walked the remainder of the way home. Oh and his name was Forrest.

[joepythons]

worst blind date I ever had was when I was introduced to this super hot chick that was pretty much a super model.

We hit it off pretty well, and when things began escalating and started to get a little exciting, my alarm clock went off

Nate you have issues

[joepythons]

That's funny stuff Nate.

The worst blind date I ever went on, wasn't technically mine. I was more of a chaperone, but being the nice person I am I let myself be talked into going. (if I didn't go, then then could she) He picked us up in his VW bug, and we went to a deli to listen to his band. They SUCKED! Then on the way home his car stalls about a mile from home. He talks the two girls into pushing his car to see if we can pop the clutch... unsuccessfully. I had asthma issues at the time, and after feeling an attack coming on I said enough. He STILL didn't want to leave his car, but I'd had enough so we walked the remainder of the way home. Oh and his name was Forrest.

Did he have a box of chocolates

[tigerlily]

Did he have a box of chocolates

All I got out of it was a headache from the terrible music (I literally cringed upon hearing it!) and an asthma attack. A box of chocolate would have made it marginally tolerable.