Bret Farve dies and goes to heaven.
When he gets there, God greets him personally and says, "Brett, I'd like to show you where you'll be staying."
God takes Farve to a decent sized 1 story house with a faded Green Bay Packers banner in the window and says, "Brett, you're very lucky, not many people get their own house in Heaven".
Farve looks around and sees a mansion in the distance, a HUGE mansion with blue and silver trim, a new Dallas Cowboys banner in every window, blue and silver walkways and a HUGE Dallas Cowboys flag on the flag pole out front.
Farve, trying not to be an ass asks God, "You know God, I don't want to complain, but I was MVP, I won a superbowl, I'm in the hall of fame, and I've broken several records. How come Tony Romo gets a much nicer house than me?"
God said "Brett, that's not Tony's house, that's MY house."