Three women are running from the cops; a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. they cut through a corn field and run into a deserted barn where they find three burlap sacks and decide to hide in them. Cop #1 gets out of the squad car to investigate the barn. He yells to his partner that all he sees is 3 burlap sacks. Cop #2 says "Well, kick them to make sure they're not in there then we can go!" Cop #1 kicks the bag containing the brunette. Thinking quickly, she barks. "It's just a dumb dog in this one!" he yells to his partner. He moves on and kicks the next bag where the redhead is hiding. Following the brunette's lead, she meows. Cop #1 laughs and says, "There's a stupid cat in this bag!" While he's making his way to the third and final bag, the blonde is laughing at her partners in crime. 'Why would a cat and dog be in a burlap sack?' she thinks. So when the officer comes over and kicks her bag, she proudly yells out "Potatoes!!"

Okay, corny joke that most of you have probably heard, but I decided this thread needed to be bumped