I'm rolling on the floor laughing because my fiance went to use the bathroom and all of the sudden I hear "Honey? Where's the toilet paper."

"There is none in there sweetie." And after this I immediatly start laughing my *** off. My fiance then pleads with me to bring toilet paper and that brings about one of those "Please." *giggle* "No." "Honey please?" *laugh hysterically* "No."

Do you ever torture your significant other in situations like this?