Quote Originally Posted by fishmommy View Post
6. stop trying to feed your snake in your ratty PJ's - no wonder he lost his appetite
I never though of that! Great now I have visions of me standing there, dressed to the nines speaking in a prissy voice....

"on tonight's menu the chef is offering our signature dish...rat a la live served on a lovely bed of fresh aspen....we have paired this with a lovely 08 bowl of fresh water for your dining pleasure"

Great list! Had me giggling.