*EDIT* this list is actually 'Top 10 things to do while your BP is off feed' rather than what the title says.

10. knit your rats some sweaters, since it's going to be a long winter

9. perfect some new zombie rat dance moves

8. start shopping for a bigger freezer

7. buy some chinese cookbooks

6. stop trying to feed your snake in your ratty PJ's - no wonder he lost his appetite

5. troll Craigslist for 'gerbil free to good home' ads

4. demand total silence in the house until the crisis has passed

3. (I'm out of ideas - this is pretty stupid, eh?)

2. cry crocodile tears and hope he feels bad for you

1. buy a boa