Quote Originally Posted by Earl View Post
Oh let me tell you about Laooda!

That girl carried 2 kegs of beer to Alpine Valley strapped to her shoulders back in 89 for the Justice tour and declared the whole pavilion her personal beer garden.

She drank me under the table twice and left me with a broken nose all because I asked for a glass of water.

Laooda takes no prisoners.
That's RIGHT! And don't you forget it!!! One Shiner, one Hiney! And none of that "light" stuff...

Look, it wasn't MY fault that you turned right into the stein that I had gotten you FULL of water! Hows that scar doing anyway!?!?