Wow; this makes me appreciate our secluded place more. Granted, we are renting, but I could Not live in the city or even in an apartment in town. I swear, I would rather be dead.
WE actually had our landlord's friend (deadbeat jerk) living upstairs for awhile. He was a NUT! He'd get his car stuck in the driveway and beat it with a chain! And Clipclop, the way he is/was; your smoker neighbor and he would have gotten along famously..
I Love the stomp-dance idea!