Office agony

[littleindiangirl]

Connie you crack me up!

May I recommend a Passive Aggressive approach to this situation? Spike this jokers coffee with exlax and get those bowels moving in an orderly fashion. You clean these people out first thing in the morning and the problem is solved.

Not to mention it would be hilarious to see if they make it to the toilet in time.






(I'm just kidding of course)

LOL, no you weren't! Unfortunately, this one person does not drink coffee. BUT thank heavens the dousing of orange spray was good enough till I had to go home.

Poor thing... Oh! How bout one of those small fans??? Maybe keep the air moving AWAY from you!?!?

I was told that the heat was shut off for our ridiculously warm day yesterday, so there really was just a cloud of stank floating by my desk ALL DAY.
I'm gonna go buy me some Yankee candles and a mini fan for an emergency kit! Maybe a gas mask to boot. LOL

[Reediculous]

so there really was just a cloud of stank floating by my desk ALL DAY.

I feel for you! call out sick! lol

[Earl]

LOL, no you weren't! Unfortunately, this one person does not drink coffee. BUT thank heavens the dousing of orange spray was good enough till I had to go home.

Get to work before them and leave a bottle of Pepto on their desk. They won't know who left it but they may get the idea and hopefully will do something about their odoriforous emanations and other such anal vapors.

If that fails then some rather stern measures will have to be taken. I won't mention them here because my tactics are very devious and dastardly in nature but let me know...I can have people removed.

Yup.

[mlededee]

i vote for leaving gas-x and beano. the more direct the better.