Office agony

[littleindiangirl]

We've narrowed it down, one office directly to my right. I guess the smell is just horribly scary strong by me, and one of the girls thought that it was me till she walked by and saw me nose deep in my sweater. LOL, so yea, I went and got the spray, and got over here pretty good with some orange fragrance. Luckily I get to leave in 15...

REALLY THOUGH, what is going on so bad in your colon to make that BAD of a smell???? I just, I don't get it. I'm about to freak over here.... :shudder:

[Reediculous]

wow! this is one funny thread!

[Earl]

Connie you crack me up!

May I recommend a Passive Aggressive approach to this situation? Spike this jokers coffee with exlax and get those bowels moving in an orderly fashion. You clean these people out first thing in the morning and the problem is solved.

Not to mention it would be hilarious to see if they make it to the toilet in time.






(I'm just kidding of course)

[Laooda]

Poor thing... Oh! How bout one of those small fans??? Maybe keep the air moving AWAY from you!?!?

[littleindiangirl]

Connie you crack me up!

May I recommend a Passive Aggressive approach to this situation? Spike this jokers coffee with exlax and get those bowels moving in an orderly fashion. You clean these people out first thing in the morning and the problem is solved.

Not to mention it would be hilarious to see if they make it to the toilet in time.






(I'm just kidding of course)

LOL, no you weren't! Unfortunately, this one person does not drink coffee. BUT thank heavens the dousing of orange spray was good enough till I had to go home.

Poor thing... Oh! How bout one of those small fans??? Maybe keep the air moving AWAY from you!?!?

I was told that the heat was shut off for our ridiculously warm day yesterday, so there really was just a cloud of stank floating by my desk ALL DAY.
I'm gonna go buy me some Yankee candles and a mini fan for an emergency kit! Maybe a gas mask to boot. LOL

[Reediculous]

so there really was just a cloud of stank floating by my desk ALL DAY.

I feel for you! call out sick! lol

[Earl]

LOL, no you weren't! Unfortunately, this one person does not drink coffee. BUT thank heavens the dousing of orange spray was good enough till I had to go home.

Get to work before them and leave a bottle of Pepto on their desk. They won't know who left it but they may get the idea and hopefully will do something about their odoriforous emanations and other such anal vapors.

If that fails then some rather stern measures will have to be taken. I won't mention them here because my tactics are very devious and dastardly in nature but let me know...I can have people removed.

Yup.

[mlededee]

i vote for leaving gas-x and beano. the more direct the better.

[drugaria]

Just walk around and ask everybody that maybe there is dead mice or leftover food in somebody's office and should have it checked out by maintenance
I feel bad for you

[Ginevive]

You poor thing; I can relate. I work in a cubicle farm, and there was this one particular girl whose feet were wretched!! And she wore sandals that made it even worse.. Luckily she is off of our line now.. I feel bad for whoever has her on their team.
Does your POE have an anonymous tip/help line? Mine does; it seems worth a call to at least inform them. This way, they act as a moderator in between you and the offender.. and you have a "clean nose" by doing it anonymously.
Spray aerosols seem like a great idea in the meantime! Just don't set off any sprinkler systems with your candles! Then again, that might wash the smell away.. a small desk fan is a necessity in my office. I also work with an awesomely outspoken lady who will shame anyone who comes in with excessive onions, etc..