*phone call* Hey man, you remember that Norm you sold me? (Him) *yeah how's she doing?* (ME) fine I just had her in to check for RI and she's only 600 g, I'm gonna have to go buy a scale cuz I dont believe shes 600g only. (him) yes that does not sound right. (me) they also told me she is a male, can you trade me out? after I find out if she really is a male.. (him) NO I DO NOT! take snakes back. (me) then what the heck are you running over there? (him) I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT SNAKE IS A FEMALE!..


and he hung up after that