Quote Originally Posted by Larry Suttles View Post
Thats a nice round number (4) I'm looking forward to an ever bigger family..Makes for a fun time at Disney World
Well Larry, just so you don't have to go to any "work" I'll happily ship you some of mine to help you towards the goal of the bigger family. Now you just let me know which you'd like (I give discounts if you take the whole set)...

1. 20 year old female, she does have a job and her own vehicle, however, she also comes with her own strong opinions and has a mouth much like her mother

2. 16 year old male, he also has a part time job but pretty much spends every cent he makes before it can burn a hole in his pocket, he requires constant access to a computer and don't even think about a dial up connection...there would be mutiny!

3. 14 year old female, she does both cheerleading and wrestling...yes I know this makes no sense....oh and she has stronger opinions than even her older sister and her poor mamma....she comes with a free large bottle of headache pills

4. 6 year old male, he stops talking only when he falls asleep...I have NO idea where he gets this from! he's pretty fun but you have to be prepared to answer questions from dawn until dusk....Google helps!

Yes I know I'm a dear person to offer you my precious hoodlums...errr...children...but I'm just like that...the terribly kind and giving sort.

*hush kids and STOP that wiggling, get in the FedEx box, you're all off to visit nice Uncle Larry!*