Sheriff can't help - Snakes can!

[Freakie_frog]

I love it "Trespassers will be fed to the retic named Bubbles"

[Ginevive]

have you ever studied, or researched what jehova witnesses believe? They don't even believe in hell! where are you getting this info?

I had an ex boyfriend whose parents were embroiled into that religion. I went to one meeting and there were people trying to convert me.
At any rate, I don't respect people who are going to try to come into My Home and convert me to their religion.

[Ginevive]

have you ever studied, or researched what jehova witnesses believe? They don't even believe in hell! where are you getting this info?

If I did mess something up, I am sorry. But this is just what I learned from a few children of people who were deeply into the religion. I know that they do not celebrate birthdays and they want their followers to leave their $$ to them.

[KiwisHeaven]

that story is great, you know people I know won't even come to my house, I have 7 red tails and one ball and they are scared to death to walk in my house. Don't know why.... :-)

[Ginevive]

We had a group of people staking out our neighborhood. It happens just about every year and despite posting signs such as "We shoot first and ask questions later", breakins happen every year at around the same time. Our neighborhood is actually rather safe: Although we live very secluded everyone knows everyone and besides the three vehicles that come through every day (neighbors that check to see, if everybody is doing alright), the mail lady and the guy that empties the trash bins once a week there isn't any traffic. So, when a vehicle comes through that doesn't belong everyone takes notice.
A few days ago we had a van come through with a group of people that knock at doors and when someone answers they quickly produce a piece of soap or some other crap saying they are trying to sell something. Calling the sheriff doesn't help any, cause unless they actually pull a stupid the sheriff can't do nothing.
My daughter and I recognized one of the persons that my hubby held the door open for and we knew what this was all about. We went downstairs took two of the adult BP's and made our way back to the hallway (it's a bit cramped right by the door). As we walked by we made sure to mention that there was no reason to be alarmed since these were harmless BP's and that we had already taken care of the venomous ones for the night, while I did remind my hubby to make sure to double check the locks on their cages (btw, I do not keep hots!). As we kept walking to the stairs leading to the upstairs these people were scarmbling to get out the door.
I think, I might wanna put a sign in the door that reads "Beware of the snakes".

I re-read your story; that is hysterical! Now if only there were a way to make telemarketers go away.. maybe tell them that snakes can slither through the phone lines?

[Greenlover]

ya the snakes work good for maken the girls skins crawl but what id want is a monitor put a spike collar on it

[SoundUnsleep]

As far as Jehova's witnesses goes: I respect those that respect me. When someone gives me the I-roll-over-you-like-a-double-roller-compactor treatment in order to convince me of his/her religion being better than anyone else's then out the door it goes.
Yupp, haircolors like fishbowl green and thunder blue work wonders too. Especially when accomodated by punk/goth attire <grins>.
Greenlover, those were no girls that were stumbling over each other to get out off the house!

[cassandra]

I wish I could get Lourdes out of his cage quick to help me "answer the door"...

[Ginevive]

ya the snakes work good for maken the girls skins crawl but what id want is a monitor put a spike collar on it

Yup. Snakes reeeally make my skin crawl..


My snakes actually make many guys' skins crawl when they visit. Mark's uncle hardly wats to spend time in the house because of them!