This blond in AZ goes to a farm to buy a horse. There's only one left so she purchases it and she's about to leave but just then the owner stops her and tells her that the horse she bought is not any ordinary horse. It only trots if you say "Phew, that was close!" and only skids to a hault if you say "Quick! Do something!". The blond leaves the store on her new horse and travels for many miles (while she opens a bag of M&Ms and starts licking the "W"s off) until suddenly, she notices she is headed for the edge of a cliff, and she forgot what to do to make it stop (figures)! Panicked, she says "Quick! Do something!" and the horse stops right before the edge. She breathes a sigh of relief and says to herself "Phew, that was close!".