here's another one i just remembered (yes i'm bored i'm waiting for a train haha)

So there's a plane leaving from LA to Chicago and after everyone's boarded they check tickets. A blond woman sat in first class but her ticket said she should be in coach, the stewartess asks her to please move to her assigned seat but she refuses. After 10 minutes there are three stewartess' asking her to please go to her assinged seat and she still refuses, hearing all the commotion the captain comes out and asks what the problem is, the stewartess tells him and he says "let me handle this my wife is blond"...so he leans in and whispers something in the blond's ear and she immediatley gets up and goes to her assigned seat...everyone was shocked and they asked him how he did it and he responded "i just told her that first class doesn't go to chicago"