Dear Momma Lynn,

so sorry I haven't written home lately. I've been so busy growing and learning to be a nice mannered snake when the humans take me out. When I come out to watch tv (what's "tv"????) I'm very nice and don't hiss or bite or poop on anybody! I got the "Most Mannerly Pooper" award this week at Camp.

I'm a really good hunter now so I also got the "Most Improved Striker" award! Neener neener...take that baby BP's! This week I even tried to bite my tub three times cuz I was so excited about that nice smelly baby rat that was coming for me. I love my rats! I want my rats! That Jo is too slow sometimes for me! I'm not a shy any more RAWWWWRRRRRRR!.

Activities Director Jo just shook her head, grinned and said "little snakes shouldn't smack their tub three times". Pfffft on her! I wanted my rat! I snarfed it right down too *burp* and it was the biggest one yet.

Well I have to go now and climb in my little blue hide and go to sleep. My belly is full, life at Camp Hiss ~n~ Slither is fun but I know when I come home to you will be even...funner!

Snakey hugs and snakey kisses,

Morgaine

P.S. That boy snake is pretty cute...for a boy that is. I'm not sharing my rats wiff him though! They are all MINE!