Quote Originally Posted by Ascended View Post
Is this serious

Good leather always protects me. You probably need Kevlar if you want no chance of it being pierced at all by any snake of any size.
I am serious, unfortunately.

Quote Originally Posted by Bogertophis View Post
Suit of armor, perhaps?

Have you tried asking suppliers like Midwest Custom tongs? They might know of something? (https://tongs.com/custom-products/)
Haha I'm considering all possibilities.

Thank you, I just sent them a message.