Buying a 4 Figure snake

[cletus]

HAHAHAHA - This is EPIC. lol.

10/10.

It's like the sign I saw at Tinley. "For an additional $4.95, we will provide a second receipt for your purchase that shows the price you told you wife you paid for your purchase."

The other one I like is: "My biggest fear is that I'll die, and my wife will sell my Snakes for what I told her I paid for them...."

Paul

I've just floated the idea to my significant other that I'm wanting another boa. Nothing really expensive and I never have to hide costs or anything, but it's going to be a process. I've already whipped out the chapstick. Let the ass kissing begin!!