HAHAHAHA - This is EPIC. lol.
10/10.
It's like the sign I saw at Tinley. "For an additional $4.95, we will provide a second receipt for your purchase that shows the price you told you wife you paid for your purchase."
The other one I like is: "My biggest fear is that I'll die, and my wife will sell my Snakes for what I told her I paid for them...."
Paul