Godzilla eyewitness report...

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Breaking news

This just in, a massive seemingly dangerous noodle has been spotted off the coast of water bowl.. Authorities are unsure of it's intentions and are further investigating the scene. Eyewitness reports tell us that the creature was found at a state of peace, appearing to do no harm. Currently no other sightings have been reported.

~cut to eyewitnesses~

"T-The thing was huge! Like some sort of giant apocalypse-bringing reptile! never seen anythin' like it in my life!"

"It was intimidating... though I am curious whether there's more out there..."

And that's the latest on Beep's Fake News Channel. More details on the story to come later.

Sorry that was just really fun to type out, haha! I love her lil head in the first pic, thanks for sharing!!!

Thanks, this I hilarious! Her head ain't lil, it is about as long as my thumb, (and I am 6'1" tall) to give you perspective on how big her body is.