Weird Things You've Said to Your Snake?

[pythondad]

me: "Spaghetti!!!"
S: *is snake*
me: "what're you doing? how are you?!"
S: *still snake*
me: "you're getting so big! you're such a good girl."
S: *is still snake*
me: "i love you!!!"

pretty much how it goes.

not a conversation so much as a constant nickname: i call Yellow "Yellowbelly"; he's albino, not a yellowbelly. idk why i call him that i just do, and Spaghetti is "Little Miss".

i love them!!!

that's so cute omg. do people ever hear you and look at you weird? that happens to me all the time.

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I basically talk to my snake like how I talk to my dogs. I will say things like "Who is the sweetest little snake? YOU are!!" haha

haha, i do the exact same thing!! i didn't think so many other people talked silly to their snakes/reptiles. it seems like a thing only people do with dogs/cats.