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[DLena]

Oh My G-d
I made a Grave Tactical Error almost a week ago.
For the first time, I fed everyone at the same time, instead of on staggered days, which is how I normally do it, since my collection exploded this past year. ...
I had to work detention this morning and do groceries, and I came home about a half hour ago to the worst stench imaginable.
Did one of the dogs die? No. Did the sewer line back up? No.
Everone went to the bathroom. Some peed lakes. Some pooped mounds. Some did both. A few, thank Heaven just a few, spewed it everywhere.
I want to weep (lol) because then my nose would stuff up and make clean up that much easier.
QUESTIONS...
CAN REPTICHIP be shopvac'd up or should I use a dustpan like I do when I spot clean?
Can anyone recommend some good music to clean cages and bins to?
If I buy LOTS of pizza, beer, and Buffalo wings, would anyone like to come help? What if I offered a snake door prize?

[WastelandExotics]

I would imagine Reptichip can be shop-vacced (probably be much easier/faster than the ol' dust pan method), but might stink up your vac/vac hose and will smell like fresh death if you get something soupy in there (I made the mistake of vaccuming up cat litter with what I thought to be petrified turds one time (give me a break okay? I was sick at the time and wanted to make things a little easier on myself for a milisecond)....oh lord the smeeeeelllll and it lingered in the vac for SO LONG.

Good music to clean to? My go to's usually Eagles of Death Metal or Electric Six or something along those lines. Something with sass and a lot of that kickin' energy, ya know?

As for coming out and helping, you're on your own ya heathen

[Mike17]

hahahaha way to go!
A friend of mine once told me when I got my great dane: his crap is proportional, so better be willing to grab that huge, monstrous, smelly pile of... with your hands covered only by a little thin plastic bag.
Freaking hell, I need both hands to pick that up!!! And he loves to stare back while I do it, I don't know if he is wondering why I'm messing with that or is he internally laughing at my faces feeling proud he did that .
I always curse while I'm doing it.

Wings and beer sound tempting 🤤



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[WastelandExotics]

hahahaha And he loves to stare back while I do it, I don't know if he is wondering why I'm messing with that or is he internally laughing at my faces feeling proud he did that .
I always curse while I'm doing it.

Not to derail but all I gotta say is; are all Great Dane's sassy butts? Jake (my families Dane) would always shoot us those "ya, you pick my filth up. You DESERVE THIS" looks. Boy, that's one thing I don't miss.

[DLena]

Thank you both. I'm thinking I'll leave the shop vac alone, as I use it for my car, the basement, garage... I don't want to smell fresh death. Lol. I need to run out for more garbage bags, more paper towels, more gloves, some hard lemonade.
I've got Scorpions, some Ronnie Radke, Hollywood Undead...my usual Luke Bryan and Rascal Flatts just isnt going to motivate me.

[Mike17]

Not to derail but all I gotta say is; are all Great Dane's sassy butts? Jake (my families Dane) would always shoot us those "ya, you pick my filth up. You DESERVE THIS" looks. Boy, that's one thing I don't miss.

Yup!
The more they do, the stinkiest it is... the more they enjoy it


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[DLena]

My collies stare off into the distance, like they're embarrassed to be seen with me while I'm picking it up.
Nice dogs!