Man, I was so caught up in my stupid ball python rating thread I missed this whole thing.
I just went outside to have me a smoke here in da 'glades and there was one of those burmball monsters swallowing an alligator whole. We better outlaw those ball pythons cause they are interbreeding with the burms and creating monsters. Those thing are gonna eat my dog and my kids.
Just wait, eventually those burm balls will start to communicate and mate with the alligators. Then you'll have a real problem on your hands.