Haha, I'm guessing I'd run for my life too. And no, I just got him last week. He's from the pet store. They told me to feed him on Tuesday which was yesterday.
His temperatures and humidity is pretty much on the dot, going by everything that people have told me. His tank does seem to me like it's pretty barren with just water bowl, hide, and log tunnel. I'm definitely going to get two more hides this weekend and some fake plants. Maybe some extra little things as well.
Right now he's hiding under his log tunnel and I just removed the mouse which has been untouched and despised of it. I was guessing to maybe wait until next Tuesday to feed him, because I'm going to be adding new things to his tank on Saturday or Sunday and I've heard that if you add new things you should wait a few days before feeding.