"One time my daughter and I were sitting in our car at my other daughters house. The man next door had a HUGE yellow snake outside on his porch. I was so scared. It wouldn't have taken anything for it to get across the yard and get in our car after us. I was so happy when he picked it up and went back inside."

One of those "the only good snake is a dead snake" on fb posts. Paraphrasing since I don't have the actual image anymore, but it was so ludicrous that it really stuck in my mind.