Oh man, my mom once found a microwave bacon tray at a garage sale. One of these things:
So for a while in my middle school years, she would only ever microwave the bacon. It was awful; always limp and squishy, and this really unappealing washed out color. She later tried to give it to me as... I don't remember what, an anniversary present I think? I 'unno, one of those occasions you give housey focused items to couples. I was never more glad to dump a thing at a thrift store.