Oooooohhhh nooooo!!!!! that's so grody! Lol but that's sooooooo hilarious!!! I've had a similar experience when my mom wanted to put on of my bps in her hoody pocket because she thought he was cold. I told her not too, not a good idea lol. She put him in there and he got cozy/comfy...a little too comfy and once I had put him away she put her hand in her pocket and found a nice turd I was dying laughing! Thanks for sharing your funny experience! Hope the gf had a good laugh too, and helped you clean it up since she kinda smash it into the bed lol.