Things I never get tired of hearing from people when they hear I have a snake:
"OMG U AREN'T SCURRED OF IT EATINGZ U IN UR SLEEP?!"
"No, a) that's not possible, b) if someone's not holding her she's in a secure enclosure."
They then proceed to tell me something along the lines of 1) the snake will be able to bust through the enclosure like the Hulk, 2) they can't believe I or anyone else holds her because what if she bites us and we die from the super-lethal venom of the boa constrictor, 3) we are the stupidest people in the world because don't we know EVERY snake grows 40 feet long and lusts for nothing else but human blood, which they know because they watched all the Anaconda movies and are now snake experts.
NEVER GETS OLD.
We will never forget you...
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