And kale is tough to chew to begin with! They're such expensive pets, mine need to take a bath in draught beer at least once a day to keep them from being thirsty...
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And they always need those crazy obscure microbrews. Picky bastards. (Try gentle pulsing the kale in a food processor. Not too much though or its too smooth and they won't eat it except through a crazy straw.)