Dumbest Article of the Year

[Bluebonnet Herp]

http://guardianlv.com/2014/02/extrem...o-your-health/

Exotic pet fetishes are not that rare in the U.S. While Coots collected vipers for his religious activities, other people are attracted to extreme animals in the specious thought that they are either not dangerous or that somehow they can domesticate them. This notion often results in catastrophic injuries or death.

I'm appalled, but I can't say I'm not surprised.
In a way, I'm speechless because I just don't know where to start...