SNAKE BITE!!! [warning...gruesome photo]

[patientz3ro]

Holy smokes, the samurai mice were just recruited a thread ago, are they already a thing?

They were already among us. It is only now that they let their presence be known.



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[Salamander Rising]

OMG. You might need stitches.

Does she have her rabies shots???

No....but I have.

[Salamander Rising]

You need to be very careful. I once read on a place on the Internet that was typed by a guy that new a guy that once they get a taste of human flesh they will never look back. If they don't get their needs met an army of samurai mice will decend upon mankind to feed the need.


Looks like it stings.

LOL!

I only felt a bump when she tagged me.
It did sting a bit afterwards but I was so busy showing it to hubby and snapping photos of it for you guys that I hardly noticed.

[wow...are snake lovers weird or what?]

[Salamander Rising]

Well folks,,, This is exactly why we should let these "wild animals" be left in the wild.

Another near death experience courtesy of a vicious, blood thirsty boa.

Next thing that will happen is you'll decided the snake is too dangerous, you'll set it free in your back yard and it will go on to eat the neighbors in a few days and then breed with the rattle snake in the bushes and create a venomous constricting super snake!

OK that was just a little joke, but I am notifying Air Care as I think you need helicopter transportation to the nearest trauma center for an immediate blood transfusion LOL.

Nice looking boa BTW!!

Hey, wait!

Wasn't that a SyFy Channel movie?



Thanks.

She's the sister to Sid and Nancy.

[they're kinda pissy, too]

[Salamander Rising]

Maybe that's funnier for me, since I work in a trauma center! Since I've worked there, we've never had a snake bite come in by medic, air OR ground. Being in SoCal, we get rattlesnake bites from time to time bit even those are usually walk ins (or limp in). Cat bites come in by ambulance pretty regularly, but that's another kind of ridiculous...

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What?!?

Mountain lions or house cats??

[Mike41793]

Might wanna get that checked out. I'm not a doctor, but i'll certainly take a look!

Pretty snake!

[Bluebonnet Herp]

I sure hope you licked the bite and sucked the poisonous venom out. Remember, lick, suck, rinse, repeat!
You may need to call PETA too, because snakes like these have very specialized care, and that they grow 18 feet long, eat toddlers, and will wreak havoc on the tropical Maryland environment!

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Wasn't that a SyFy Channel movie?

[Salamander Rising]

Might wanna get that checked out. I'm not a doctor, but i'll certainly take a look!

Pretty snake!

Thanks....

[Salamander Rising]

I sure hope you licked the bite and sucked the poisonous venom out. Remember, lick, suck, rinse, repeat!
You may need to call PETA too, because snakes like these have very specialized care, and that they grow 18 feet long, eat toddlers, and will wreak havoc on the tropical Maryland environment!

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Bwahahahaaa!

I thought about calling The Python Hunter guys to come up and subdue her.

[patientz3ro]

What?!?

Mountain lions or house cats??

House. The fact that I'm serious only makes it more hilarious. Oddly enough, it's not the most ridiculous animal "attack" that's come into the ER.

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